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Family never ends…

Xander: “You see Drew, our family never ends. We’ll grow up and have kids, and then they’ll grow up and have kids, and they’ll grow up and have kids, and they’ll grow up -”

Drew: “Unless one of the babies gets stabbed.”

 




Things I Didn’t Expect to Have to Say

  • Stop playing with my nipple.
  • Stop playing with your mother’s nipple.
  • Get your finger out of your brother’s butt.
  • It’s normal for him to play with it… oh, not like that though.
  • It’s not nice to touch other people with your junk.
  • Please don’t punch me in my junk.
  • Stop picking on your big brother
  • Stop peeing on your brother
  • That’s not a light saber, and don’t wave it at your mother and say “Luke, I am your father”.